Men make sense and Women do not

Isn't it interesting how God, in his infinite wisdom, decided to put two creatures on earth who are supposed to get along yet are polar opposites?

Guys and girls just don't think alike. Guys are logical thinkers and women are not logical at all. A guy thinks a gift is perfect for a friend because the friend can use it. A girl thinks a gift is right for someone because it took a long time to pick out and looks really pretty.

Whatever.

A guys votes for a president because he thinks he could beat the other guy in a fist fight. A woman votes for a president because he is is tall and has nice hair.

Whatever.

A guy becomes attracted to a woman because she looks like she would make a good mom or at least she looks like she would be fun practicing making kids with. A woman becomes attracted to a man because he makes her laugh and feel like she is pretty.

Boring...

Woman get sick of guys because they become lazy. Guys never get sick of lazy women so long as they continue to put out.

Seems pretty simple to me.

Relationships are so complicated. If God really wanted us to get along, don't you think he should have made us have similar interests?

Women.....Can't live with em, pass the beer nuts.